Shplimf

Hey!

So yeah, Josh has just been discharged from the hospital.

Want to know how?

Yeah?

Well, let me tell you.

Once upon a time, in the ShplimfHQ, we were sitting around, absolutely devoid of our script, which we had forgotten. As we sat there in our contagious depression, sighs accentuating our sorrow, we beat Sam.

Hard.

After, Josh and Kieran had a bum-scoot race, which resulted in a fight. Kieran then returned and took a chair to the back of Josh’s head, which killed him for a few minutes.

Kaine bullied Lois and Mollie relentlessly, resulting in their speedy escape, and then demise.

And the best thing is, we got it on film!

So yeah, Lacking a Script will be uploaded on Friday. See our laughter and tears. Please.

Boredom Kills, our new sketch, is now up on our YouTube channel!

Check it out at www.youtube.com/user/shplimf

Today was quite good. Pardon the pun.

Two videos were filmed on Wednesday; and have been edited to completion today. As I write this, Josh is concentrating on eradicating Kira and Lois is begging me to look at a Voldemort picture.

And Josh saved the day via his jeaniuss skills.

The videos in question were No Samuel and Boredom Kills!

Sam is bad.

Boredom is bad.

Kira’s dead.

All these things happened.

Ciao. 

Today is Monday 10th October and Shplimf has improvised a charity video.

About childhood obesity.

Awful right?

Wrong.

It was worse.

We tried and tried getting serious but it just didn’t work, and after half an hour of filming and editing we realised we simply couldn’t do it anymore.

So we gave up.

And raped a cat.

Scarves! Argh!

Scarves is now uploaded to YouTube. It details the arousal and hatred that comes of scarves with their magical powers.

Listen out for the cracking head on the table from Josh - he cried after doing that. I shit you not.

Just go ahead and check out our channel for it!

www.youtube.com/user/shplimf

Hey guys, Shplimf here!

We’ve just finished filming a new sketch today! ‘Scarves’ is a sketch about the supernatural power the average scarf actually possesses in the right hands. 

Filmed by Josh and Kieran and starring the same, we had lots of fun doing it even though Kaine was a spastic and kept ruining it! :D

The editing will be completed on Wednesday, and the video will be up Friday, so be sure to check the channel!

In the meantime, why don’t you check out ‘Mindfricked’?

Hehe!

Until next time, adventurers!

Mindfricked, our new comedy video is now online! Check it out through our channel:

http://www.youtube.com/user/shplimf

That is all.